Chad, I love ya man!
For the rest of you, don't hate me, but since I've upgraded my shipping:
Location Date Time Activity
Albuquerque, NM, United States 05/16/2015 7:25 A.M. Out For Delivery
05/16/2015 6:26 A.M. Departure Scan
05/16/2015 5:29 A.M. Arrival Scan
Louisville, KY, United States 05/16/2015 4:20 A.M. Departure Scan
05/16/2015 12:33 A.M. Arrival Scan
Knoxville, TN, United States 05/15/2015 11:48 P.M. Departure Scan
05/15/2015 11:13 P.M. Arrival Scan
Jacksonville, FL, United States 05/15/2015 9:57 P.M. Departure Scan
05/15/2015 9:37 P.M. Arrival Scan
05/15/2015 8:53 P.M. Departure Scan
05/15/2015 8:41 P.M. Origin Scan
United States 05/15/2015 5:34 P.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS