I could only imagine the radio chatter:
Pilot:
“Tower, this is Phantom 123 Heavy.”
Controller:
“Phantom 123 Heavy.”
Pilot:
“Phantom 123 Heavy, requesting vector to Best Buy, have info Charlie.”
Controller:
“Phantom 123 Heavy, turn left heading 190, maintain altitude 4. Winds zero two zero at five. Altimeter three zero decimal one zero. Squawk three four zero two.
Pilot:
Huh?
Rofl, Sad thing is I understood that. Surprised you didn't sneak in an Ident.