One day, in the Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want, after all - you're the guv'.
"But " God interrupts, "there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, and after a while continues,
"Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Koi carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Koi Carp!
"Noah looks to the skies. "OK... God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check",
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Check"
"Excuse me, me old mucker do you mind if I ask why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly getting increasingly worried about either the sanity of God or his own hearing..
"Dunno", says God.................................................................
"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want, after all - you're the guv'.
"But " God interrupts, "there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, and after a while continues,
"Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Koi carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Koi Carp!
"Noah looks to the skies. "OK... God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check",
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Check"
"Excuse me, me old mucker do you mind if I ask why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly getting increasingly worried about either the sanity of God or his own hearing..
"Dunno", says God.................................................................
"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".