Who would kick a$$ in a match between...

[Intruder101]

Guess I better look at the new guy that Intruder is talking about before I run off at the mouth too much.

Link please...

Don't really got one..guess me gonna have to buy a ticket to see the movie

I was sidetracked... links to some fight scenes are here:

and here are his toys I talked about and who he is:

and a behind the scene look:

But, I am still partial to Chuck, good old craft skills...

 

[dirkclod]

Maybe he been watching old Texas Ranger shows

 

[Clampit]

Who the hells Chuck Norris? Am I being a again......

 

[dirkclod]

Who the heck is Chuck Norris? Am I being a View attachment 24056 again......

 

[Clampit]

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Being serious..... Ain't got a clue............................

 

[dirkclod]

Dang Porky..ya need to get out more http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...3iPYsi3e3-7-M5WGA&sig2=xUhsdlCO_xSBqPpoKHEVww

 

[Clampit]

Got it

He's a country & western singer then yeah only playing......

Right so I now know who he is, not heard of him over here (UK) so he likes fighting then?

Now I understand this thread

Thanks for the above link dirk.

 

[Clampit]

Right just found this,

1. Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist, and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. Wikipedia

 

[dirkclod]

Got it

He's a country & western singer then yeah only playing......

Right so I now know who he is, not heard of him over here (UK) so he likes fighting then?

Now I understand this thread

Thanks for the above link dirk.

 

[Clampit]

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Thought you'd like that, lol

 

[Clampit]

I better read this thread again sooooo I can now join in

Cor that was hard work.......... Sorry guys

 

[dirkclod]

I better read this thread again sooooo I can now join in

Cor that was hard work.......... Sorry guys

Looks like ya already did Porky

 

[Clampit]

See what your doing to me 101...... Saw this thread a while ago but didn't take part cos of "chuck Norris"

Thanks to dirk for his post regarding this bloke, good old/ol/ole boy

Cor I need to have a lay down..... Bet you guys do tooooooo

SORRY, not shouting..

 

[Clampit]

His wife's nice.....

 

[mad in nc]

OK - now for some Chuck Norris facts (Dirk - remember these?)


• The english man, scotchman and irishman flew to the moon, who came the first...............Chuck Norris did.



• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris



• Chuck Norris guards the police.



• Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic



• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.



• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


• If you state that Chuck Norris is better than John Wick, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ***.



• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.



• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.



• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice

• Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.



• Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it



• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

• Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter


• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.



• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 









• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.



• Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died 



• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.



• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.



come on now..... I just had to do it! I know you were waiting for them!

 

[dirkclod]

Ya left out about staring at the flag !!

 

[Clampit]

Chuck Norris has names for his legs....LAW & ORDER

Your joking me right.... Please tell me you are

 

[Clampit]

So this guy Mr Norris is a Big number in the states then, yeah

 

[mad in nc]

Ya left out about staring at the flag !!

where...

If you stare at the American flag long enough, you will see Chuck Norris

 

[Clampit]

Right then I think Bruce lee would off kicked his arse, yep I was right

Think Mr Norris needs a body wax