What kind of glue do they use on your roll of TP??
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dirkclod
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dirkclod
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I dunno what to tell you's. Sometimes I just sit and think about what's at hand. And yep, sometimes it's just ****...
Thanks for reviving this dead thread, I now know what I have to do...
And why this TP glue obsession? http://www.phantompilots.com/threads/what-kind-of-glue-dingleberries-have-we-found-the-cause.31306/
Me no Know what to say. Dingleberries seemed to be the logical next step...
Ok, step away from the keyboard, you've reached the end of the www.
Give those fingers a rest, for gosh sakes. ;-)
RedHotPoker
Give those fingers a rest, for gosh sakes. ;-)
RedHotPoker
THAT'S a good one Polker! Love it. LMAO...
All it's missing is a bunch of empty Red Bull cans...
BOT
Ya know, honestly I thought I dreamed this thread came back to life...
I'm going to send off some emails to the TP manufacturers and see what is the most popular adhesive.
Anyone want to take a guess at what the responses will be to these?
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Is the adhesive holding the toilet paper "GREEN"?
Are there any allergens in the adhesive?
Does the adhesive contain any "animal by-products"?
I read all the instructions on the packaging and still do not know if it is safe to use that last piece of TP. Is it safe or will my butt be glued shut?
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So, what do you folks think? Next time you're sitting there with nothing to do, give it some thought. Shitty answers are welcomed, just use a clean keyboard.
I'm going to send off some emails to the TP manufacturers and see what is the most popular adhesive.
Anyone want to take a guess at what the responses will be to these?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is the adhesive holding the toilet paper "GREEN"?
Are there any allergens in the adhesive?
Does the adhesive contain any "animal by-products"?
I read all the instructions on the packaging and still do not know if it is safe to use that last piece of TP. Is it safe or will my butt be glued shut?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So, what do you folks think? Next time you're sitting there with nothing to do, give it some thought. Shitty answers are welcomed, just use a clean keyboard.
dirkclod
Premium Pilot
Well I Googled this question just now and wish I hadn't
Now it didn't say what kind of glue they use but did read this and gonna pull a sm with it ! :
History
Before paper was widely available, a variety of materials were employed. The Romans used an L-shaped stick (like a hockey stick) made of wood or precious metal; at public toilets people used sponges on sticks that were kept in saltwater between uses. In arid climates, sand, powdered brick, or earth was used. Until the late nineteenth century, Muslims were advised to use three stones to clean up. One favorite tool was a mussel shell, used for centuries. Until the early twentieth century, corn cobs were used.
Now it didn't say what kind of glue they use but did read this and gonna pull a sm with it ! :
History
Before paper was widely available, a variety of materials were employed. The Romans used an L-shaped stick (like a hockey stick) made of wood or precious metal; at public toilets people used sponges on sticks that were kept in saltwater between uses. In arid climates, sand, powdered brick, or earth was used. Until the late nineteenth century, Muslims were advised to use three stones to clean up. One favorite tool was a mussel shell, used for centuries. Until the early twentieth century, corn cobs were used.
Well I Googled this question just now and wish I hadn't
Now it didn't say what kind of glue they use but did read this and gonna pull a sm with it ! :
History
Before paper was widely available, a variety of materials were employed. The Romans used an L-shaped stick (like a hockey stick) made of wood or precious metal; at public toilets people used sponges on sticks that were kept in saltwater between uses. In arid climates, sand, powdered brick, or earth was used. Until the late nineteenth century, Muslims were advised to use three stones to clean up. One favorite tool was a mussel shell, used for centuries. Until the early twentieth century, corn cobs were used.
There is no way I will like this post, but it is funnier than ****...
It makes me arse hurt just thinking about our poor ancestors. No wonder they didn't mind sleeping on horse hair beds, they stunk just as bad...
dirkclod
Premium Pilot
Not me brother ! I'll just find some rocks
dirkclod
Premium Pilot
No idea what glue they use, but it could be used to construct aircraft, bridges, buildings, and just about anything you want staying together for ever and ever. It securely glues about 3 layers of the roll in a way that you aren't going to get the new roll started any time soon.
Has this happened to anyone else..... Well it did with me last week
Got caught short while I was out & about last week found the toilets, sat myself down to do my stuff went to get the toilet paper & holly ****........ None about looked everywhere, none........... The nearest
Loo was down stairs in this building. Had to creep down to that one to finish off
It was pure panic in my eyes when there was no bog roll. Laugh about it now though
Got caught short while I was out & about last week found the toilets, sat myself down to do my stuff went to get the toilet paper & holly ****........ None about
looked everywhere, none........... The nearestLoo was down stairs in this building. Had to creep down to that one to finish off
It was pure panic in my eyes when there was no bog roll. Laugh about it now though
dirkclod
Premium Pilot
Has this happened to anyone else..... Well it did with me last week
Got caught short while I was out & about last week found the toilets, sat myself down to do my stuff went to get the toilet paper & holly ****........ None about
Loo was down stairs in this building. Had to creep down to that one to finish off
It was pure panic in my eyes when there was no bog roll. Laugh about it now though
Has this happened to anyone else..... Well it did with me last week
Got caught short while I was out & about last week found the toilets, sat myself down to do my stuff went to get the toilet paper & holly ****........ None about
Loo was down stairs in this building. Had to creep down to that one to finish off
It was pure panic in my eyes when there was no bog roll. Laugh about it now though
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