I second the request to change the title from obvious clickbait (myself, as I'm sure others, expected detail of the unfortunate news something in the title occurred). I suggest a more appropriate title of "Should we fear lawsuit & death?" I mean really, once clicking, then we are subjected to your fear of phantoms falling from the sky onto babies. What about the whales...or puppies...or kittens. Don't chop up the kittens, let's roll back the firmware. I do jest, but let's tone down the dramatics, or at least change the title, so people reading can know what they are in for before they click.
A couple of suggestions: "Phantoms falling from the sky killing babies?", "Should I fear killing a kid playing tennis?". "Explain to me why no one with half a brain can't just rename our incremental upgrade version numbers". "Are 5year olds in danger because simple things aren't being done?", "P3Ps made safe and stable in mere minutes, unless I'm wrong."
Ok, those are all overly dramatic...but they are your words, and fears...not mine. I'd go with my first suggestion "Should we fear lawsuits or death?". I know I'd have saved a few minutes reading your clickbait...and better off for it.