intelligent flight battery

Hi. I've got some issues with my two DJI Phantom 3 Intelligent Flight batteries. They show "battery life" 90%-100%, but they don't seem to charge. I've been doing a lot of debugging and created this video to show my findings. There is literately no one that sells these batteries in my country so...

$850 ($1000 w/ iPad mini see below) DJI Phantom 3 Pro 4 DJI OEM Intelligent Flight batteries 2 Sets DJI OEM props DJI OEM iPhone sunshade DJI OEM iPad mini sunshade Polar Pro Landing Gear Polar Pro Gimbal Guard Polar Pro Lens Cover Polar Pro 6 ND Filter Set ND Filter Set carrying case Remote...

I was using my battery for a flashlight (yeah, I know right) and noticed that if you hold the battery button in for 5 seconds while not in the aircraft it blinks a few times.. Anybody know what this does? reset something? kick it into discharge? reset auto storage timer ?

I just got a Phantom 3 Standard and ordered a 2nd battery from DJI but the battery that came is a Phantom 4 battery. Emailed DJI and they said to get the battery back to them within 3 days or they wouldn't give me a refund. Now that would have cost me a little over $100 to ship from where I am...